RoundSeven

Good Evening,

I would say everyone, but judging from the lack of followers/comments the numbers may be minimal, but good evening to anyone that does happen to read my blog.

This round is about relationships, why am I writing this, well lets just say it is not to provide advice on how to make them work, more so what to avoid, and what not to do.

From my earlier post you know that I am divorced, so the knot tying didn't work out too well, lets just say I am not as much of an experienced woodsman as I thought I was, that charade unravelled faster than it began.

Here I find myself in a new relationship, but somehow drawn back to the same dilemas, and drama. Is there really such thing as a healthy relationship, or are we all just kidding ourselves.

I wish that a panel of women would get together and co-write a book on the inner workings of the female brain and also a handbook similar to those that you would pick up if you were travelling and wanted the common phrases of that country's language. Instead this would be more like, if a woman says this....than she really means this...Because we all know that women have their own communication code, one that is harder to decipher and crack than the security of the pentagon. This is where the men usually fail and ultimately the relationship fails. I mean if you want to say someting, why not just come out with it, why do I need to learn to translate? Are we brodcasting in multiple countries? Sign Language? Are we being spied on?

Another interesting difference between the male and female species is their differences of opinoion. I believe this is a result of a woman believing what she wants, not whats clear and in front of her. I believe women fail to realize that no matter what their relationship is with another man, the basics of that relationship are that the man wants to sleep with her. He may never come out and say it, or ever pursue it, but we men know what the real story is because we feel the same way.

Try telling this to a woman and oh no, my ex boyfriend and I are just friends. I don't believe that this is possible. Once a man and a woman have decided to take a journey together down a certain path, I find it hard to believe that they forget where the path leads just because the relationship didn't work out. The ex wants to travel the path, he just doesn't want the headaches of the relationship.

The only thing worse for a relationship than an ex is the single ex, that can't find a new partner as quickly as they like, so they try to rejeuvinate things with their last partner even though they have switched things up and found someone else to play with. There are so many people that are single and unhappy that would like nothing more than to pull the happy people apart. Everyone wants what they cant have.

Relationships, I'm not the expert, but the experiences that I have been through have taught me more than some. Believe what you want, but I think Gene Simmons has the theory Mastered and I think he has reached full relationship Jedi status. It is unreasonable for two people to be happily married for the rest of their lives. We usually laugh when he says he has been happily unmarried for over twenty years.

Honesty, protection, and realization are the keys to a happy coexistience, don't believe me, well hopefully you dont find out the way that I did, but dont say that I didnt warn ya.

Good Luck Everyone, or is it Only One, Bahahahaha!